paimon-more-like-paime:

wunkolo:

Kirby eats Joker and gets a Fucking Gun

he gets to summon satan

WAIT

battleagainstachristmasyopponent:

battleagainstachristmasyopponent:

JOKER CANONICALLY STOLE THE INVITE

WHO WAS IT ORIGINALLY TO

Master Hand: Okay….. do we have one Bandana Waddle Dee?

Joker, who very clearly is not Bandana Dee: Yo

smashegart:

Puyo?

meggybee-art:

She never saw it coming

sisterstrawberry:

JOKREZ IN SMORSH HNNNNNNGGGGGG

flying-icecream:

Shit ur right thanks

xmagnet-o:

jehovahhthickness:

@ brown and black folks,

Why do we pierce our daughters’ ears when they’re babies???

To show strangers that we are “girls”???

Tbh I’ve seen it on “boy” babies too. I used to work riiight next a piercing kiosk. Lots of crying babies.

feministism:

zabchan:

vorecrimes:

charybdis-sans-fond:

imsuchacapricorn:

imsuchacapricorn:

caffeinatedcorvid:

lady-caryatid:

daffodyke:

doctormemes:

symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

I thought it was the same person ngl.

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

THERE’S AN UPDATE

Stephanie is a true hero.

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

The saga continues

straightboyfriend:

men are so cute but so so so so so so so stupid

xmagnet-o:

avenging-at-beach-city:

Me @ Salvation Army:

This is funny because I literally thinking about this every time I see a S/A person outside scamming folks

Like really every time I pass them and they ask for donations I’m just thinkin no you don’t support my gay ass why should I support your bigoted one.

reasonforconcern:

proteus-no:

okay so maybe modern spongebob has some gems in it