stevenfresco: stevenfresco: it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
So I tried to make polite conversation with our...
Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.
Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
that-heros-gone: today in class we were discussing things that cause conflicts between people and the girl sitting across from me looked up at me and just whispered “genocide”
I'm a scientist. I don't believe in anything.
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
eros is bullshit: a poem
the theory that people are always searching for their other half is bullshit. don’t let anyone, not even a god, tell you you are anything less than whole.
fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
jesspinkman: being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised #the optimistic look on pessimism
claydols: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: narutoe: i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows get out
sweetdez: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage